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amniotic druid to Dull Men's ClubEnglish · 19 days ago

My boss just handed me two geckos to take care of while he's on his third vacation through October. I need a new job.

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My boss just handed me two geckos to take care of while he's on his third vacation through October. I need a new job.

amniotic druid to Dull Men's ClubEnglish · 19 days ago
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    OP’s life for the next 6 weeks:

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      Makes me sad… my childhood leopard gecko died two winters ago at 18 years old

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        Hey bb, want to get fucked (over with car insurance)? 😏

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