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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves

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Dad Stuns Family With Proclamation He Believes In Werewolves

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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TOPEKA, KS—In a shocking announcement that instantly brought all dinner conversation to a screeching halt, local father Jesse Pflughaupt reportedly stunned his family Monday evening by proclaiming that he believes in werewolves. “You can find werewolves in pretty much every country on Earth, and the scary thing is they look just like you and me,” […]
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    He’s gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

    AWOOOO

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      BIP!

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