TOPEKA, KS—In a shocking announcement that instantly brought all dinner conversation to a screeching halt, local father Jesse Pflughaupt reportedly stunned his family Monday evening by proclaiming that he believes in werewolves. “You can find werewolves in pretty much every country on Earth, and the scary thing is they look just like you and me,” […]
I was scrolling and half paying attention. I casually read this as “Dadstuns family with proclamation he believes in women”.
I don’t know why, but that made me laugh way harder than it should have.