• NOT_RICK
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    2 months ago

    Fellas, is it gay to please a woman?

    • Ioughttamow@fedia.io
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      Definitely. On the flip side, it’s not gay to bang dudes, so long as you are earnestly attempting to impregnate them

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        The Bible says it’s okay as long as you don’t fuck your buddy in the pussy

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          It actually was forbidding men raping other men as a show of dominance, basically it was denoting it as a type of war crime, it’s only modern translation and only very recent translation that’s decided suddenly it’s about gay men, which it never was. it’s unclear if anyone even accepted the concept of gay men in those days, but they did have 6-9 genders, so perhaps to them a gay man fit a category they didn’t bother condemning. it certainly wasn’t important enough for Jesus to bring it up. an he mentions 5 genders and doesn’t say any of them are sinful.

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        These chuds probably think it’s straight if they are fucking a man who is trans. So you might be on the money for this one

    • TheEmpireStrikesDak@thelemmy.club
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      Ben Shapiro said something about this, didn’t he? If you make your (doctor) wife wet, she has an infection or something? Maybe she got it from his Gay Sex™.

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        I think specifically with regard to the lyrics of the song WAP. “Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy.”

        Which means he’s ignorant about the concept of hyperbole. Which makes sense given he’s a failed writer, really.

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      I guess I’m the new Freddie Mercury because I like to make sure my S.O. gets hers every time. It’s just a Crazy Little Thing Called Love.