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arrow-up1656arrow-down1imageGarlic ruleslemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square44linkfedilink
minus-squarebremlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month ago…please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like ‘Charlie The Chocolates’ elderly family. Wait… ^whisper ^it ^to ^me
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoYes whispers: we all slept in the same bed, half head to feet, as that allows the most adults to fit in one bed.
minus-squarebremlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agocrawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear… “^Hope ^there’s ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family”
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoopens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.
minus-square[object Object]@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoleaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room
minus-squarebremlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoExcuse me, sir or madam or something else…we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to “get a room?” We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!
…please tell me that you all sleep in the same bed like ‘Charlie The Chocolates’ elderly family.
Wait… ^whisper ^it ^to ^me
Yes
whispers: we all slept in the same bed, half head to feet, as that allows the most adults to fit in one bed.
crawls into bed and whispers gently into your ear…
“^Hope ^there’s ^room ^for ^another, ^garlic ^breath ^family”
opens mouth show it to me. Breathe into my face.
Get a room
leaves a path of garlic petals leading to the door of said room
Excuse me, sir or madam or something else…we explicitly rented this escape room for several days. Why are you telling us to “get a room?” We paid good money for this experience. GUARDS! ESCORT THE INTRUDER FROM THIS GARLIC BED!!!