• @TwanHE
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        841 year ago

        Hey boss I just admitted 211 kilos of evidence, can you sign off on it?

        • Raze157
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          761 year ago

          Gotcha. 2… hundred… kilos. There you go, signed.

              • @over_clox
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                461 year ago

                We found a dead bear in the evidence room. Seems the bear must have eaten all 100 kilos, so we’re gonna close the case.

                  • pancakes
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                    111 year ago

                    It’s seasoned with coffee, which gives it that energizing and uplifting effect.

                • @[email protected]
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                  131 year ago

                  We have sources that indicate the bear was yours. You’re sentenced to getting us 300kg of cocaine

                  • @over_clox
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                    131 year ago

                    wipes white powder from my nose…

                    “Excuse me…”