• Skullgrid
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    25 days ago

    The alleged top shortage leads to straight man looking gay man.

    The real mystery is how how us straight men get laid in the first place.

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      25 days ago

      Brother, I’m still wondering how I got, and still have, a wife that says she loves me. I think she’s just being polite at this point.

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        25 days ago

        that kind of thing only worked for me once, and that was under an extremely specific set of circumstances.

        Turns out that if someone arranges something, and you’re the only person that turns up, you can have a date without having to go through all the trouble of trying to set up a date.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      25 days ago

      The real mystery is how how us straight men get laid in the first place.

      Just gotta find a girl whose idiot matches your idiot. Worked well for me, though it was quite a strike of luck rather deliberate effort to find one