• UnderpantsWeevil
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    16 days ago

    Would You expect them to replicate real machine guns?

    “We are an advanced race of super-intelligent networked computers. We have solved the problem of your primitive laser pistols by creating a deflection shield that can be tuned to the frequency of the beam within a few minutes of its use.”

    “Okay, but I’ve got a high velocity shard of metal that I can launch through a long tube.”

    “Does not computer! Does not computer! We are defeated!”

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      16 days ago

      I actually wonder sometimes why they don’t use swords against the Borg.

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        16 days ago

        The Borg have blasters of their own, so it’s not much of a fight unless the Federation recruits some Jedi.

        Even then, the general “solution” to the Borg is to outsmart them or exploit a weakness. So many of the Borg end-games tend to be some combination of computer virus and propaganda counter-programming, turning their habit of assimilation against them.

        If you’re fighting them straight up, you’re almost guaranteed to lose.

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          15 days ago

          They also just sort of stand around until provoked, so you could transport a few hundred sword welding soldiers over on a cube and count of three, lop their heads off all at once.

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        Up to the end of Voyager, touching a Borg drone is basically instant assimilation. So melee weapons are out.

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        16 days ago

        In Star Trek Online, I do use swords against the Borg!

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      16 days ago

      It’s the Stargate’s replicators logic… That I’m sure is a joke about the Borg.