• agent_nycto
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    19 days ago

    I hate it when I go and do something and then tell someone about it and they are like “no one else was there so it didn’t happen”.

    I’m not saying Jesus is real or anything but like, he coulda just don’t stuff and went back to his boyfriends and been like “hey wild shit I prayed and good was like what up”

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      19 days ago

      But Jesus was arrested and crucified before he could hang out with his homies, therein lies the rub.

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        19 days ago

        I mean he probably had time it’s cool. Sent a group text.

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        19 days ago

        He could have organised his “schemes” from prison like in those Guy Ritchie movies or something. Dude had some homies for sure