Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is facing intense scrutiny after announcing that his agency is officially investigating “chemtrails”. While scientists emphasize that the lines in the sky are harmless water vapor, the nation’s top health official claims aircraft emissions are secretly masking toxic chemicals—bringing a long-debunked conspiracy theory straight into federal policy. Dr. Debra Houry, a former chief medical officer at the CDC who resigned in protest over Secretary Kennedy’s actions and decisions, tells Erin Burnett RFK, Jr. needs to focus on real contributions to chronic disease, not conspiracy theories.
There are chemicals in chemtrails.
Most of what you see in a chemtrail is hydrogen hydroxide. (CAS 7732-18-5)
Hydrogen Hydroxide is a solvent that will dissolve a great many things, including some rocks. It causes corrosion, especially when mixed with sodium chloride. (CAS 7647-14-5) Gaseous HH will cause disfuguring burns upon skin contact. HH has been found in tumors, and brain worms. It’s used as a coolant in industrial applications. Breathing hydrogen hydroxide can cause death.
I think if you’re worried about chemtrails, you should avoid all exposure to hydrogen hydroxide for the forseeable future.
Just so we are all on the same page, to be painfully clear: this is satire.
So… Should I stop drinking industrial coolant or not?
I wouldn’t worry about it. Been bathing in it for years and I’m practically made of the stuff at this point.
We switched to swisscool recently and my hands have never been so smooth.
I thought it was painfully clear. :-( I even included chemical abstract society numbers so these dangerous chemicals could be resarched.
Wow, I knew dihydrogen monoxide was pretty nasty stuff, but this hydrogen hydroxide sounds so much worse!
I know this is supposed to be satire, but the nitpicker in me wants to add “needs citation” everywhere