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minus-squareBoomer Humor DoomergodlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·19 days agoMy mom refused to buy me a green machine because I’d hurt myself. She also refused to buy me squirt guns that looked like real guns even if they were neon. Can I sue for financial compensation?
minus-squareLemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·19 days agoI would contact Morgan & Morgan and get an extended warranty on your car ASAP!
minus-square𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔 🇵🇸linkfedilinkarrow-up13·19 days agoMy mom refused to buy me one because she wanted me to learn how to ride a bicycle instead, which lead me to absolutely adore riding bicycles. Also I can’t see how in the world you’d hurt yourself on one of these
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·18 days ago I can’t see how in the world you’d hurt yourself on one of these Ride into traffic where cars can’t see you. Also, cooties from all the 8,9,10 year old girls you drove crazy.
minus-square𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔 🇵🇸linkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 days agoOh wow I didn’t even think of the line of sight issues, which would be even worse by how it’s even worse on modern “cars”.
minus-squarePeppycito@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·19 days agoMy house was a “war toy free zone” which was cool because I had cool construction toys, but alas, no green machine.
minus-squareBoomer Humor DoomergodlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-219 days agoMy friend who had every GI Joe and a huge battlefield his dad built with a sick volcano is a heavy equipment operator. I got science and computer toys and I talk to the customers so the engineers don’t have to. Honestly I’d rather play with giant Tonkas
minus-squareLemmyUser0909@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 days agohttps://youtu.be/bHb5CFGYz1A
minus-squaremorto@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·19 days agoDon’t let your past dreams be just dreams. Find a green machine and ride it today!
minus-squareOtter@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·19 days ago She also refused to buy me squirt guns that looked like real guns even if they were neon That might actually be a good thing depending on where you grew up in the world. Some of these aren’t neon, but I’m not sure if it would have helped https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tamir_Rice https://sjcitizen.com/off-duty-police-officer-shoots-bishop-kenny-student-playing-senior-assassin-game-with-friends/ https://abcnews.com/GMA/News/officer-shoots-student-playing-water-gun-senior-game/story?id=132977374
minus-squareBoomer Humor DoomergodlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·19 days agoIm white as hell I wasn’t gonna get shot.
My mom refused to buy me a green machine because I’d hurt myself.
She also refused to buy me squirt guns that looked like real guns even if they were neon.
Can I sue for financial compensation?
I would contact Morgan & Morgan and get an extended warranty on your car ASAP!
My mom refused to buy me one because she wanted me to learn how to ride a bicycle instead, which lead me to absolutely adore riding bicycles.
Also I can’t see how in the world you’d hurt yourself on one of these
Ride into traffic where cars can’t see you. Also, cooties from all the 8,9,10 year old girls you drove crazy.
Oh wow I didn’t even think of the line of sight issues, which would be even worse by how it’s even worse on modern “cars”.
My house was a “war toy free zone” which was cool because I had cool construction toys, but alas, no green machine.
My friend who had every GI Joe and a huge battlefield his dad built with a sick volcano is a heavy equipment operator.
I got science and computer toys and I talk to the customers so the engineers don’t have to.
Honestly I’d rather play with giant Tonkas
Not financial. Emotional damage.
https://youtu.be/bHb5CFGYz1A
Don’t let your past dreams be just dreams. Find a green machine and ride it today!
That might actually be a good thing depending on where you grew up in the world. Some of these aren’t neon, but I’m not sure if it would have helped
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Tamir_Rice
https://sjcitizen.com/off-duty-police-officer-shoots-bishop-kenny-student-playing-senior-assassin-game-with-friends/
https://abcnews.com/GMA/News/officer-shoots-student-playing-water-gun-senior-game/story?id=132977374
Im white as hell I wasn’t gonna get shot.
Are you me?