mysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 month agoImagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀lemmy.caimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down19
arrow-up1117arrow-down1imageImagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀lemmy.camysticpickle@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 month agomessage-square26linkfedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodlelinkfedilinkarrow-up53·1 month agoWhat, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
minus-squarePope-King JoelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoWhat a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIt’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
minus-squareSpaceNoodlelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoIs that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoEither way sounds like a headache.
What, you dont know how to use the three seashells?
What a sad existence to not know about the three seashells.
It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.
Is that a cannon you wear on your head, or a cannon that you shoot at your head?
Either way sounds like a headache.