• Godric
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    4 days ago

    writes 3 paragraphs about how rad their phone is

    never shares what it is

    You know, you can sit outside in nature, enjoying the lovely world around us while fishing, you dont even have to beg the question “ooooo aaaa what phone do u have” for bait

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      4 days ago

      I’m not trying to sell anyone my phone, or be a shill for the company that made it. I’m just saying, if you want a particular feature, or set of features, just search for “smartphone headphones jack programmable key feature feature feature” whatever your needs are, and you’ll find a range of options. Then it’s up to you to vet your results, check reviews, watch some videos, and decide if it’s right for you.

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        Ok buddy, it’s still super weird and comes off as begging for interaction to smugly state how nice your phone is while refusing to mention what it is.

        Like if we were talking breakfast, and I chimed in with

        It wasn’t as if I choose between McDonalds and IHOP. There are decent breakfast places out there that have all these things and more. But if you’re going to choose the duopoly, then don’t complain when they do whatever they want. My breakfast had an egg, hand cooked bacon, fried potatoes, and flavoring, which is available in THREE different varieties…

        I’d rightfully be called a jagoff for describing a food truck’s breakfast burrito in such wanker terms.

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          4 days ago

          Are you asking me out on a breakfast date?