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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 days ago

Shoulda listened

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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 days ago
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    I’m out of the loop what’s up with PHP this time?

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      A remote code execution exploit in PHP was discovered. Many websites around the world decided to shut down until it got patched.

      It’s one of the most severe security incidents of this week.

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        … so far!

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          The prophecy predicts there will be exactly four major cyber incidents this week.

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            4 is the key. Literally.

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        It’s one of the most severe security incidents of this week.

        I love this sentence so much!

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        Damn I can’t believe I missed that.

        I saw the eMuhdra one but missed this. Gotta start my rss feed project again and start getting news.

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          Just don’t use PHP for it!

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHP2Shell

      This, I’m guessing. A couple of new high impact vulnerabilities.

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