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minus-squareGreenKnight23linkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·5 days ago His business card titled him “The Butcher” the person had better show up in court or else. going out on a limb here, are you certain he was a bondsman and not a serial killer?
minus-squaretoynbeelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoI asked him about that while I was filling out the paperwork. He said that his coworkers chose it for him because, in a previous career, he was literally a butcher who butchered animals.
minus-squareCalypsoGirl@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoBeing a literal animal butcher could still be a nice cover for a hitman too.
going out on a limb here, are you certain he was a bondsman and not a serial killer?
I asked him about that while I was filling out the paperwork. He said that his coworkers chose it for him because, in a previous career, he was literally a butcher who butchered animals.
Being a literal animal butcher could still be a nice cover for a hitman too.
You’re not wrong.