TotallyNotSpez to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name · 9 days agoI've switched on the heating for the first time in '26imagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1106arrow-down12
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minus-squarebremlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 days agoSpock, returning 500ml plastic jug of ‘Sweet Ontario’ back to shelf. 'Illogical! I was simply studying the ingredients!"
minus-squarebremlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoJames, noticing the exclamation in Spock’s statement; prepares a bowl of Mac & cheese topped with ketchup. “Crew, remain in quarters until Spock fucks this bowl of macaroni slathered in ketchup. He is experiencing Canadian Pon Farr. Kirk out.”
minus-squarebremlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 days agoSpock, covered in Ketchup, absolutely CRASHES through Jim Lahey’s screen door “Geddy Lee, of salesmen!!! he gets high on me & youuuuuu!!!” Spock passes out on Randy’s belly, rising and falling with every heaving inhalation of Randy Kid Rock comes in demanding that Alberta becomes a new state Randy points at a poster of Red Green in The Possum Lodge. “Fuckin way she goes.” Kid Rock explodes. Everyone liked that.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·9 days agoThis is simultaneously the best and worst thing I’ve ever read. Well done.
Spock, returning 500ml plastic jug of ‘Sweet Ontario’ back to shelf.
'Illogical! I was simply studying the ingredients!"
James, noticing the exclamation in Spock’s statement; prepares a bowl of Mac & cheese topped with ketchup.
“Crew, remain in quarters until Spock fucks this bowl of macaroni slathered in ketchup. He is experiencing Canadian Pon Farr. Kirk out.”
Spock, covered in Ketchup, absolutely CRASHES through Jim Lahey’s screen door
“Geddy Lee, of salesmen!!! he gets high on me & youuuuuu!!!”
Spock passes out on Randy’s belly, rising and falling with every heaving inhalation of Randy
Kid Rock comes in demanding that Alberta becomes a new state
Randy points at a poster of Red Green in The Possum Lodge.
“Fuckin way she goes.” Kid Rock explodes. Everyone liked that.
This is simultaneously the best and worst thing I’ve ever read. Well done.