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minus-squarePattyMcBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agoDamn. I was hoping this was real news about him keeling over and dying of a massive stroke or something
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddamlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 days agoOr some divine ass parade I’m too sacrilegious to attend. Either is acceptable.
Damn. I was hoping this was real news about him keeling over and dying of a massive stroke or something
Or some divine ass parade I’m too sacrilegious to attend. Either is acceptable.
