Ill start:

“Me cago en tus muertos” - ill shit all over your dead relatives. Spanish.

  • 1bluepixel
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    6710 months ago

    In Quebec French, people sometimes say of someone who’s not particularly bright:

    “His mom rocked him/her too close to the wall.”

    It’s just so… vivid and random.

    • ValiantDust
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      1710 months ago

      Oh cool, we have a very similar one in German: “His/her swing stood too close to the wall.”

    • @[email protected]
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      210 months ago

      A strong insult in french would be to tell that someone has been “fini à la pisse”.

      I don’t know how to translate that but it would means that their dad did not have enough sperm so he used urine to conceive them.