• @AllonzeeLV
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    Wait, the paramedics have to let you tell them about what you did?!

    Well, I know somebody who is going to suffer a self-pleasure related injury this weekend and go into excruciating detail with the paramedics…

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        This is shaping up to be an awesome weekend!

      • @geekworking
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        They would more likely give you ketamine, the date rape drug. Wank is over immediately and you won’t remember anything.

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          21 year ago

          Having not done anything more serious than alcohol and weed, ketamine is a date rape drug? I thought it was just another kind of high…

          googles

          Hmm, yeah, I can see it used for that.

    • @[email protected]
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      You wouldn’t be the first. Just don’t start masturbating when you’re in the back and we’re kosher

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        That’s fair.

        Can I at least finish masturbating in the back on the way to the hospital if I already started when you got here, though?