• @DoomBot5
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        411 year ago

        All his meals would have the catered in.

        I’m sure there is a McDonald’s nearby secret service can fetch his meals from.

        • Hyperreality
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          Water would suffice for a few months given he’s obese. Probably do him a world of good too.

          • @baldingpudenda
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            Y would any sane person want to make him healthier? He’s got 3 years tops. I’m surprised he’s lived this long from what I’ve heard about his diet and lack of exercise.

            • Hyperreality
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              I’m surprised he’s lived this long from what I’ve heard about his diet and lack of exercise.

              Doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, has a good doctor.

              Not that surprising.

      • @grue
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        You don’t want him to stay in jail.

        Speak for yourself!

        Not only would I be ecstatic about that for all the obvious reasons, as an Atlanta resident I’d also appreciate more of a spotlight being put on what a shithole the Fulton County jail is, to help shame the county commission into fixing it.

    • @Kbobabob
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      Doesn’t he wear adult diapers anyway?