• @DoomBot5
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      411 year ago

      All his meals would have the catered in.

      I’m sure there is a McDonald’s nearby secret service can fetch his meals from.

      • Hyperreality
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        Water would suffice for a few months given he’s obese. Probably do him a world of good too.

        • @baldingpudenda
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          Y would any sane person want to make him healthier? He’s got 3 years tops. I’m surprised he’s lived this long from what I’ve heard about his diet and lack of exercise.

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            I’m surprised he’s lived this long from what I’ve heard about his diet and lack of exercise.

            Doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, has a good doctor.

            Not that surprising.

    • @grue
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      You don’t want him to stay in jail.

      Speak for yourself!

      Not only would I be ecstatic about that for all the obvious reasons, as an Atlanta resident I’d also appreciate more of a spotlight being put on what a shithole the Fulton County jail is, to help shame the county commission into fixing it.

            • @kender242
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              21 year ago

              That article (and your summary) clears a lot of things up. Thank you good sir!

                • @hemmes
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                  21 year ago

                  That would be quite the look for the US.

                  In fact, it’s already quite the look, with him being the leading candidate of his party. Madness.

                  • Ænima
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                    Man, a sitting president in prison would be almost the perfect embodiment of American symbolism. Only thing to make it more so would be if he was in prison for shooting up an elementary school while holding a Bible and screaming “USA USA” from a mobility scooter, all while the police gave him a standing occasion from atop the back of a choked-out black man.

                    Man, as a veteran of that same country, this whole situation makes me wonder what it was for… I’m waiting for all of this to make sense.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Not if they actually follow the 14th amendment, this would solidify him as having been involved with a coup against the country and should bar him from holding office unless 60% of congress allows him.