• @Sanctus
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    1. I’m sorry, but due to cultural norms the name Twitter is rooted deep within our modern language.

    2. [PERSUASION] Maybe a free little blue check will do the trick

    3. Or what?

    4. [INTIMIDATION] drop your daughter’s dead name and I’ll drop your site’s.

    • @kmkz_ninja
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      609 months ago
      1. [THE DARK URGE] Imagine feeding Elon to a large flightless bird.
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        Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn’t put up much of a fight himself.

        Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however.

        Elon: You’re looking at me funny. Is there something you need?

        1. [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires.

        2. [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in.

        3. Can I see your wares?

        4. No, nothing. I was just lost in thought.

        • @Chailles
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          49 months ago

          You know you’ve played the game too much when you can hear how the Narrator would read those lines.

          • @pivot_root
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            29 months ago

            And you know you’ve also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too…

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        I started a DU playthrough and laughed almost as hard as I alt-F4ed the first time I picked one of those fantasize options and saw what happened. 10/10 addition to the dialogue tree

      • @grue
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        59 months ago

        What game has “THE DARK URGE” dialogue options? I was imagining Fallout before, but this makes me think it must be some newer one.

        • 🐍🩶🐢
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          219 months ago

          Baldur’s Gate 3. Go play it. Now. Sleep is for the weak.

            • Pope-King Joe
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              59 months ago

              When you create a character, you have the option to play an Origin Character, who are the other companions in the game like Shadowheart, a custom character with your own backstory, or a Dark Urges character, who is also custom, but has the additional backdrop of having dark impulses, like wanting to murder random characters.

              • @[email protected]
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                29 months ago

                Don’t forget potentially useless proficiency skills.

                A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn’t be making too many medicine checks lol.

                Ive only messed with that origin once.

                I’m still exploring builds, not so much because I’m unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven’t left act one yet, lol.

                • Pope-King Joe
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                  19 months ago

                  I think it’s the bottom right option.

      • SinkingLotus
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        49 months ago

        I very quickly learned not to trust the Dark Urge to stop at imagining the act.

    • @Dr_Fetus_Jackson
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      3010 months ago

      *roll a nat 20

      “Get fucked, shitbird. I didn’t buy your bullshit even when people thought you were techno Jesus.”

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      5. [ELON FANATIC] I agree, my liege. Do you need help convincing others?

      • @Sanctus
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        169 months ago

        I’d delete my save if I hit this option, just to be sure.

    • TheLowestStone
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      1510 months ago

      So, you’ve been playing way too much BG3 too?