• @kmkz_ninja
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    602 years ago
    1. [THE DARK URGE] Imagine feeding Elon to a large flightless bird.
    • @pivot_root
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      Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn’t put up much of a fight himself.

      Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however.

      Elon: You’re looking at me funny. Is there something you need?

      1. [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires.

      2. [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in.

      3. Can I see your wares?

      4. No, nothing. I was just lost in thought.

      • @Chailles
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        42 years ago

        You know you’ve played the game too much when you can hear how the Narrator would read those lines.

        • @pivot_root
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          22 years ago

          And you know you’ve also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too…

    • harmonea
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      I started a DU playthrough and laughed almost as hard as I alt-F4ed the first time I picked one of those fantasize options and saw what happened. 10/10 addition to the dialogue tree

    • @grue
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      52 years ago

      What game has “THE DARK URGE” dialogue options? I was imagining Fallout before, but this makes me think it must be some newer one.

      • 🐍🩶🐢
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        212 years ago

        Baldur’s Gate 3. Go play it. Now. Sleep is for the weak.

          • Pope-King Joe
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            52 years ago

            When you create a character, you have the option to play an Origin Character, who are the other companions in the game like Shadowheart, a custom character with your own backstory, or a Dark Urges character, who is also custom, but has the additional backdrop of having dark impulses, like wanting to murder random characters.

            • @[email protected]
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              22 years ago

              Don’t forget potentially useless proficiency skills.

              A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn’t be making too many medicine checks lol.

              Ive only messed with that origin once.

              I’m still exploring builds, not so much because I’m unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven’t left act one yet, lol.

              • Pope-King Joe
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                12 years ago

                I think it’s the bottom right option.

    • SinkingLotus
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      42 years ago

      I very quickly learned not to trust the Dark Urge to stop at imagining the act.