• @[email protected]
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    1 year ago

    Sir, Your wife isn’t pregnant, she’s got 16 weeks of gas built up inside her intestines. We need to operate her ASAP or you’ll have the taste of shit in your mouth for the next 6 months, her funeral be with a closed casket and you’ll more than likely require therapy for the rest of your life