I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

  • all-knight-party
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    221 year ago

    Make it so that when you arrive home you’re never allowed to put your keys in the same place more than once.

    Forgot something in the car and have to go back out? Time to find a new spot…

    • @PunnyName
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      151 year ago

      Oh hey, it’s like ADHD for everyone!

        • all-knight-party
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          31 year ago

          As the rulemaker I’d say that’s fair game, but you’d have to keep them strapped to your pajamas otherwise that’s when you’d need to find a spot.

    • KingJalopy
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      21 year ago

      Did this already happen? Because I never put them in the same place and am constantly rushing to find them lol.