I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

  • @rtxn
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    91 year ago

    I’d make every scissor a little bit loose so whatever it’s cutting turns sideways and gets stuck near the end.

      • @rtxn
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        21 year ago

        As a kid, I didn’t understand why left-handed scissors were a thing. Then I had to cut a wide strip of fabric with my non-dominant left hand.

        It was an experience.