comfortablyglum to No Stupid Questions • 1 year agoCan you get a big bite on your eyeball? How would the eyeball respond?message-square28fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down17
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareCan you get a big bite on your eyeball? How would the eyeball respond?comfortablyglum to No Stupid Questions • 1 year agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareAdalinkfedilink31•1 year agoI don’t know about bug bites, but I managed to papercut my eyeball when I was young and careless
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish26•1 year ago…initiating novel nightmare sequence: Eyeball Papercut…
minus-square@CrackhappylinkEnglish14•1 year agoEyeball papercut sounds like an industrial thrash metal band.
minus-squareAdalinkfedilink6•1 year agoHey, at least it puts me in rarified company. There can’t be too many people that have managed this trick :)
minus-square@edgemaster72linkEnglish11•1 year agoBad news: you can’t unread things. Good news: with just one crisp piece of paper and two quick motions, you can prevent yourself from reading unpleasant things, possibly forever!
minus-squareDandroidlinkfedilink9•1 year agoThat sounds awful. How was the pain level? I scratched my eye once with my fingernail when I was about 12 or 13. It just felt like I had something in my eye constantly for a week.
minus-squareAdalinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 year agoThat’s exactly what it was like, but throw in some bonus crusty eye gunk
minus-squareAdalinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoThank of it this way, if you do manage it, it’s a hyper rare achievement, so you’ll get the cool border on your epitaph
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkEnglish1•1 year agoBacon grease popped into my eye. I haven’t worn contacts since.
I don’t know about bug bites, but I managed to papercut my eyeball when I was young and careless
…initiating novel nightmare sequence: Eyeball Papercut…
Eyeball papercut sounds like an industrial thrash metal band.
Hey, at least it puts me in rarified company. There can’t be too many people that have managed this trick :)
Entering operation: EYEBALL PAPERCUT
Saving . . .
I wish to unread this
Bad news: you can’t unread things. Good news: with just one crisp piece of paper and two quick motions, you can prevent yourself from reading unpleasant things, possibly forever!
Listen here you little shit
That sounds awful. How was the pain level?
I scratched my eye once with my fingernail when I was about 12 or 13. It just felt like I had something in my eye constantly for a week.
That’s exactly what it was like, but throw in some bonus crusty eye gunk
New fear unlocked
Thank of it this way, if you do manage it, it’s a hyper rare achievement, so you’ll get the cool border on your epitaph
I need to unsee this.
How did it pan out?
1 out of 5, do not recommend.
Bacon grease popped into my eye. I haven’t worn contacts since.