• @hi_its_me
    link
    English
    9310 months ago

    Out of curiosity, has there ever been a teardown of one of these to see what kind of snake oil actually powers them?

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        5010 months ago

        Or given that the device’s purpose is to be a prop for psychological manipulation, the current ones might, rather than simply reading out skin resistance, produce some other value more conducive to that purpose. I’m which case, dumping and disassembling the firmware would be as much a threat to Scientology as dumping slot machine firmware would be to casinos and gambling firms. (True story: someone once did this with a slot machine, proving that it was rigged.)

        • @Cabrio
          link
          English
          710 months ago

          Prion disease.

          • @Madison420
            link
            English
            010 months ago

            The scions of prions? Lucky pions!

            Hey Shakespeare did it, so it can’t be wrong.

        • @hardcoreufo
          link
          English
          410 months ago

          Sadly midichlorians make sense compared to episodes 7, 8 and 9.

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            English
            2
            edit-2
            10 months ago

            My headcanon is that they’re a bacteria that feeds on the force rather than that they control the force or grant powers. They need a host so that’s why you find lots of them in force sensitive people.

            • @Anomalous_Llama
              link
              English
              110 months ago

              My head cannon is just that they’re attracted to beings that can manipulate the force

              They don’t give any powers. But the more you have the higher your latent abilities are and they can just sense that

      • Bizarroland
        link
        fedilink
        12
        edit-2
        10 months ago

        Although you do realize that technically, if their new versions are not patented then they are considered trade secrets right? If you can get your hands on one and patent it then you have a decent pathway to sue the Church of Scientology for patent infringement.

        That would be a fun one to work out

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            English
            1210 months ago

            I like that fundamental misunderstandings of how the law works can still be found on this website, was my favorite part of reddit

          • Rayston
            link
            fedilink
            410 months ago

            wouldnt that force them to admit the public patent and all its details are a copy? thus confirming exactly how the device works…and isnt that something they dont want?

          • Bizarroland
            link
            fedilink
            310 months ago

            They would still have to pay an inordinate amount of money in legal fees fighting it, and if they invalidate the patent then the publication would go public domain.

        • @douglasg14b
          link
          English
          810 months ago

          Sure, and then they either disappear you, or you have an “accident”. Or you just so happened to get beaten half to death in the restroom by a “random” act of violence.

          Or anything equally as sinister, but to your finances, possessions, loved ones, or life.

          • Bizarroland
            link
            fedilink
            -1210 months ago

            Scientology is not some super powerful cult with secret enforcers all over the place. They might have that much power in Clearwater Florida but outside of that what are they going to do?

            If they had the ability to act like a mafia the way that you’re suggesting then they wouldn’t be able to walk and operate freely in America without somebody from a three-letter organization breathing down their neck.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        1010 months ago

        Can anyone translate this into Dummy please? What is it doing, according to that patent?

        • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please
          link
          English
          2610 months ago

          It’s measuring resistance, just like a multimeter can. Basically, it’s measuring how “difficult” it is for electricity to reach from A to B. High quality wire will have low resistance, while something like rubber has a very high resistance. This is basically just measuring resistance and moving a needle back and forth on a meter. It’s an Electrical Engineering 101 class project.

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            English
            710 months ago

            What makes certain people have different measurements? I assume that’s what they’re after in the cult to determine who goes where

            • @comrade19
              link
              English
              1010 months ago

              Our skin layer is about the worst conductor of our bodies but if you have wet salty skin you’ll show a higher reading. Maybe that’s all the data they need. Maybe they’re onto something

              • @CosmicTurtle
                link
                English
                2610 months ago

                This goes a step further though.

                Because they are questioning you while “on the cans”, your skin’s electrical conductivity will change naturally even if being completely honest. These momentary blips will cause the person conducting the interview to ask you more personal, more intimate questions, with the goal of you over sharing.

                Basically they use the flawed technology that is the lie detector and based an entire religion around it.

                Honestly not a bad idea, if I’m being completely honest and devoid of human empathy.

          • @cheese_greater
            link
            English
            410 months ago

            Isn’t there a name for bullshit devices that produce some ouput that has no bearing on what is being tested? Like that device Dee and Charlie use when they are in the superberry MLM on Sunny in Philadelphia. Like, its snake oil but I thought there was a word for that kind of thing.

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              English
              610 months ago

              What do you mean? That machine measured stress very accurately and displayed it in standard stress units

              • @cheese_greater
                link
                English
                310 months ago

                My biggest issue was the lack of clarity over where one should place their feet. Kinda important

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              English
              110 months ago

              I don’t know about one word, but generally I’ve heard “quack medical device” used to describe such things.

              • @cheese_greater
                link
                English
                110 months ago

                Like a polygraph I guess but slightly seedier

        • ElleChaise
          link
          fedilink
          1010 months ago

          It’s like a voltmeter set to resistance mode. It can detect small changes in electrical energy and show that change on a meter that moves right for higher resistance, and left for lower resistance. In other words, it’s a bunch o’ bull crap.

            • Bizarroland
              link
              fedilink
              1110 months ago

              Taking it as an abstract, I could see how that would be an incredible tool for building a cohesive unit of people.

              I’ve read the Dianetics book because when I was a kid I would see the ads and I was like oh that’s interesting and then I found a copy out of thrift store.

              Dianetics offers you you know your maximum human mental potential and freedom from all of your psychosomatic and psychological illnesses. No anxiety, no schizophrenia, no bipolar disorder, no lying to yourself about anything.

              And on the surface that seems good but you know obviously if it were actually capable of unlocking human potential it would now be standard course in American education.

              But you put all of that aside and think about it from a different angle, and what you have is a machine that measures anxiety and a person you’re telling all of your deepest darkest secrets and fears to, and you repeat the Dianetics process until you have told every single thing that you can think of about your entire life to another person.

              And at that point, you’re no longer anxious around that person, so the e-meter says that you have reached “clear”.

              Now you’re surrounded with people who know all of your deepest darkest secrets and fears and completely and totally accept you as long as you adhere to their society’s rules.

              It’s very fascinating, I couldn’t imagine a better way to build a cult than with a system like that.

            • @[email protected]
              link
              fedilink
              English
              1110 months ago

              I think it’s just a human detector. Or an anything that touches both contacts detector

            • @RanchOnPancakes
              link
              English
              410 months ago

              Yes. And just as meaningful as one. (aka not)

      • Bizarroland
        link
        fedilink
        510 months ago

        Given the era, I would suspect more like a single 9 volt battery.

    • Bobby Turkalino
      link
      fedilink
      English
      810 months ago

      I imagine whoever tries gets sued into oblivion faster than John Deere with a farmer fixing his tractor