• @RizzRustbolt
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    89 months ago

    You know how sometimes after you’re done pooping and you stand up to flush and you accidentally knock your cock against the front of the seat and then you’re so mortified that your ballsack shrivels up and retreats into your taint?

    That’s what Elon Musk is. He’s a retreated ballsack. A real taint seeker.