Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.

I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.

What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?


The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people’s pets that aren’t welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it’s simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.

  • @Ensign_Crab
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    311 year ago

    Accept that animals shit outside.

    • FiveMacs
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      131 year ago

      Cool, Imma just let a dog shit on your lawn and when you get annoyed you can just accept that dogs shit outside.

      • @Ensign_Crab
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        -101 year ago

        I’ve already accepted that animals shit outside. Why would it upset me?

        • FiveMacs
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          101 year ago

          Doubt it. You’d 100% be telling someone to clean up their dog shit.

          Also, the shit is only a small aspect of the disrespect and neglect people push on their outdoor cats.

          I cannot fathom the low intelligence required when it comes to people not understanding why you should have cats unmonitored, unleashed and roaming free.

          • @[email protected]
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            01 year ago

            Oh the shock and horror, the animal that hasn’t been fully domesticated yet likes to be outside. Just because you let your cat go outside doesn’t mean you’re neglecting it.

            There are 5 basic welfare needs: suitable environment, suitable diet, need to be housed with or without other animals (species specific), need to be protected from suffering/disease and the need to show natural behaviours. Sure most of them can be met indoors but you can’t provide a suitable environment or let them show natural behaviours unless you allow them to go outside when they need to or you live in a mansion that’s big enough for a cat to fill it’s territorial range.

            • @tpyo
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              31 year ago

              When you put it like that, maybe we all need to start having conversations about if it’s ethical or humane to keep cats as pets. Maybe they should be kept as working animals only shrug

              Barncats at least serve a purpose.

            • FiveMacs
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              -51 year ago

              Cool, so they are not domesticated so we should consider them pests and have the population culled because it’s an invasive species. Thanks

              • @[email protected]
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                11 year ago

                So all non domesticated animals are pests now? What about geese? Or deer? Are they all pests? They’re invasive species in certain countries too.

          • @Ensign_Crab
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            -51 year ago

            Doubt it. You’d 100% be telling someone to clean up their dog shit.

            I’m glad you and the fictional version of me you’ve constructed can carry on this conversation without my continued involvement.

            • FiveMacs
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              61 year ago

              Don’t need your involvement to know you’re full of shit and that if your lawn was covered in dogshit from your neighbours that you wouldn’t be pissed off.

              • @Ensign_Crab
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                1 year ago

                I don’t care if an animal shits on my lawn. I’m not rolling around on it, and I’m not super precious about my bougie lawnmower like OP.

                Are you incapable of imagining that there are people out there who aren’t joyless karens?

                • FiveMacs
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                  21 year ago

                  Tf are you talking about joyless…there is no joy in someone being careless with their ‘pet’ and neglecting them while letting them roam because look how cute fluffy is.

                  • @Ensign_Crab
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                    -11 year ago

                    Who do you get angry at when raccoons poop on your lawn?