Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.

I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.

What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?


The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people’s pets that aren’t welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it’s simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.

  • @Daisyifyoudo
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    101 year ago

    You say that like Europe isn’t comprised of like 50 countries and near a billion people

    • @PlutoniumAcidOP
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      -21 year ago

      Yes, and? I’ve seen them in every country I’ve visited. Go to Norway, it looks like it’s mandatory over there.