My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren’t enough ingredients to call it a salad, because “it takes multiple ingredients”. I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.
How I choose to read this:
Dieticians hate this one trick to make salads taste good!
Damn. The poutine place near by closed and now I want some.