It’s been going on for months and no matter how many I mark as spam and block they keep coming back with new numbers!

Makes me wonder if someone signed me up for something

  • @NocturnalEngineerEnglish
    73•1 year ago

    “I will always love you…”

    Literal stalkers. Fucking creepy.

    • ScrubblesEnglish
      27•1 year ago

      Reminds me of messages pornstars send “you”.

      hey baby, I made this just for youuuuuu.

      $9.95

      you're a dollar naughtier than most

      • @Viking_HippieEnglish
        13•1 year ago

        I wish I had the talent to draw Sexy Nurse Napoleon 😄

        • @The_FerryEnglish
          7•1 year ago

          I too wish you had that talent so I could witness your glory

        • @jarfilEnglish
          3•1 year ago

          I don’t have the talent, so this is the best I can come up with [without breaking any rules]:

      • FuglyDuckEnglish
        1•1 year ago

        I want a sexy napoleon disguise.