• Dojan
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    2110 months ago

    I misread boots as boobs, and spent at least half a minute staring at her chest trying to figure out what the “fake weathering” of her boobs even meant, before I scrolled far enough to see the hideous boots.

    As a gay man I’m not even fond of staring at boobs in the first place, never mind those of such a horrible person.

    • ElleChaise
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      1310 months ago

      As a gay man I’m not even fond of staring at boobs in the first place

      No need to explain, sir. Staring at someone’s boobs for five minutes straight to get in on the smack talk is one of the gayest things I’ve heard of. And I used to spread my butt cheeks for Playgirl magazine.

    • @frickineh
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      810 months ago

      She’s clearly not a huge fan of sunscreen (not getting skin cancer is too liberal, I guess), so give her another 10 years and there’ll be some real weathering on her boobs.

    • billwashere
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      210 months ago

      Several of my gay friends still enjoy a good boob. I think it’s more of a “this thing gave me life” instinctual thing than a sexual thing but we can still agree 😀

      • billwashere
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        310 months ago

        They, like me, do not enjoy these particular boobs just to be clear.