Flying Squid to Antiwork • 1 year agoThe opposite of a scabimagemessage-square58arrow-up11.68Karrow-down114
arrow-up11.66Karrow-down1imageThe opposite of a scabFlying Squid to Antiwork • 1 year agomessage-square58
minus-square@Sanelesslink20•1 year agoBought a parrot, a boat, and raided my first family in the middle of the Pacific. Unclear on the rest
minus-squareCosmic ClericlinkEnglish4•1 year ago You forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum. Always wondered what a pirated would think about Rum with Cola.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoThey’d be like wtf is cola. And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.
minus-squareCosmic ClericlinkEnglish2•1 year ago And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum. Somehow I would not expect a pirate to take being served weak rum very well. An occupational hazard for a beverage server.
minus-squareCosmic ClericlinkEnglish0•1 year ago Sounds like a good time to 🦜🏴☠️ Now is a good time to get a tropical bird and stay away from waste dumps? (I know, I know. Just throwing a little bit of humor out there to try to improve someone’s day.)
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Bought a parrot, a boat, and raided my first family in the middle of the Pacific. Unclear on the rest
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Always wondered what a pirated would think about Rum with Cola.
They’d be like wtf is cola. And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.
Somehow I would not expect a pirate to take being served weak rum very well. An occupational hazard for a beverage server.
The rum’s gone
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Now is a good time to get a tropical bird and stay away from waste dumps?
(I know, I know. Just throwing a little bit of humor out there to try to improve someone’s day.)