• @Saneless
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      201 year ago

      Bought a parrot, a boat, and raided my first family in the middle of the Pacific. Unclear on the rest

        • Cosmic Cleric
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          41 year ago

          You forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum.

          Always wondered what a pirated would think about Rum with Cola.

          • @[email protected]
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            21 year ago

            They’d be like wtf is cola. And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.

            • Cosmic Cleric
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              21 year ago

              And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.

              Somehow I would not expect a pirate to take being served weak rum very well. An occupational hazard for a beverage server.

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      01 year ago

      Sounds like a good time to 🦜🏴‍☠️

      Now is a good time to get a tropical bird and stay away from waste dumps?

      (I know, I know. Just throwing a little bit of humor out there to try to improve someone’s day.)