• @Saneless
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    201 year ago

    Bought a parrot, a boat, and raided my first family in the middle of the Pacific. Unclear on the rest

      • Cosmic Cleric
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        41 year ago

        You forgot the rum. You need shit-tons of rum.

        Always wondered what a pirated would think about Rum with Cola.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          They’d be like wtf is cola. And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.

          • Cosmic Cleric
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            21 year ago

            And then they’d ask why you need to water down this already extremely weak rum.

            Somehow I would not expect a pirate to take being served weak rum very well. An occupational hazard for a beverage server.