How about an adolescent kangaroo?

  • CaptainBlagbird
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    209 months ago

    They also never said in which environment:

    Stranded blue whale.

    • @Delphia
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      179 months ago

      In the ocean. I punch it once, it swims away. “Yeah bitch, you better run!”

      • @[email protected]
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        89 months ago

        With all the blubber, would a whale even notice a punch, especially if the force was lessened due to water drag?

        • @meco03211
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          89 months ago

          Notice it? Likely. Interpret it as a threat? Unlikely. Swat you like an annoying insect? Probably.

          • oo1
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            39 months ago

            if it was a Right Whale then by all accounts, it’d take it as a come on.
            they’re lovers not fighters.