How about an adolescent kangaroo?

  • @schmidtster
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    109 months ago

    Doesn’t “think you can take on” imply winning though? If not at least surviving with most limbs attached.

    • Bleeping Lobster
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      59 months ago

      Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?

      Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.

      • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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        79 months ago

        They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.

        • @ccunning
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          69 months ago

          Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.

        • Bleeping Lobster
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          49 months ago

          I’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me!

          (reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)

          • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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            59 months ago

            Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.

      • @schmidtster
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        49 months ago

        They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!