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minus-squareAgent641linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·2 years agoI saw more tits by the time I was 14 than all my ancestors put together ever saw. I’d call that a win. I also accidentally saw more gay octogenarian orgies than my ancestors, probably. I call that a loss. So we are even, for now.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-22 years agoI don’t know how many lemon parties you’ve seen, but I promise you that at some point of the roughly three hundred thousand years of human history some of your ancestors were gangbanging in the Village Elder Fuck Tent
I saw more tits by the time I was 14 than all my ancestors put together ever saw. I’d call that a win.
I also accidentally saw more gay octogenarian orgies than my ancestors, probably. I call that a loss.
So we are even, for now.
I don’t know how many lemon parties you’ve seen, but I promise you that at some point of the roughly three hundred thousand years of human history some of your ancestors were gangbanging in the Village Elder Fuck Tent