• Flying Squid
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    1 year ago

    A properly-sliced bagel would be the best thing since sliced bread.

    • FuglyDuck
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      1 year ago

      by properly sliced, I assume you mean like this:

      you monster, you.

      • SideshowBoz
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        41 year ago

        Lmao legit thought this was sliced chicken breast 😅

        • FuglyDuck
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          51 year ago

          this is because you are a normal person. not a bagel-defiling monster.

          • SideshowBoz
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            11 year ago

            Idk man, aren’t bagels just failed donuts? 😆

            • FuglyDuck
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              21 year ago

              Nope. not at all. I mean, yes, they have the same amount (or sometimes even more,) calories, but, like, totally different. Also, I discovered it’s super easy to troll colleagues at work. (I may have brought in lots of bagels and left 2/3’s of one bread sliced on a plate.)(They had it coming… they drank all the coffee.)

      • @[email protected]OP
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        21 year ago

        Lol. Grew up an hour from St Louis and I still don’t know how people prefer sliced bagels like those. I like to butter my bagels or some other schmear. I don’t want to eat a dry bagel and I also don’t want to walk around with a dip

        • FuglyDuck
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          21 year ago

          I mean, I just assume that it was something that Panera or whoever did to give out samples, which is an entirely reasonable form of sacrilege…. And that one idiot made it go viral.