A horde of trailer-park visigoths can sack the Capitol and Republicans say “what’s the big deal?” But let one guy show up in casual clothes and they lose their goddamn minds.

  • @Furbag
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    191 year ago

    Elect me to congress and I’ll show up to the first session after my swearing-in wearing a $10,000 full-body fursuit, and I’ll use my own money to buy it, not a single cent of taxpayer funding required.

    • @hOrni
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      81 year ago

      Look at Mr Rich Guy over here. Flaunting his 10k$ furry suit.

      • Flying Squid
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        71 year ago

        This is 2023. Most of us can only afford a fursuit made out of carpet remnants.

          • Flying Squid
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            21 year ago

            The guy who made fursuits out of carpet remnants?

            • @TurboDiesel
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              1 year ago

              Carpet Sample. Yeah, he’s banned from a lot of cons for being skeevy IIRC.

              • Flying Squid
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                21 year ago

                I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about. I was making a joke about being too poor to afford a real fursuit.

      • @Furbag
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        31 year ago

        It’s for America, no price is too great to pay 🫡

    • @Astroturfed
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      -51 year ago

      I would really hope this would warrant assassination.