• ToxicHyena
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    71 year ago

    damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I’ll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood

    • DrWeevilJammer
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      101 year ago

      9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms