I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈
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    561 year ago

    I installed a bidet during the big Covid lockdown. Now, I just do a little butt bounce and drip dry a moment. Then while sitting, just need 4 squares to pat dry.

    • @School_Lunch
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      01 year ago

      My brother got a bidet and it doesn’t fit his toilet. The seat is lifted up on one side and I felt like I was gonna break something when I sat down. There was also a poop stain on the nozzle so no thank you…

      • @[email protected]
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        fedilink
        171 year ago

        so you explicitly point out that it was installed wrongly, and use that to conclude that bidets are bad?

        • @School_Lunch
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          11 year ago

          No. I was just referring to that time. It’s the only opportunity I’ve ever had to use one, and I definitely wasn’t going to.

          • @Usul_00_
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            21 year ago

            I’ve installed a few for friends and family and so far all of them can’t believe they didn’t use one before. The install doesn’t have to be more than a few minutes, and doesn’t have to have anything to do with replacing the seat either. Can just be a hand sprayer for less than $50

        • @School_Lunch
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          51 year ago

          Geez that’s a bit extreme. I think he installed it correctly on the bowl, but the seat just wasn’t designed for it. I was only trying to share the only story I have with a bidet. Sorry if it came across as me shitting on them…

        • @havokdj
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          21 year ago

          Who needs a poop bidet when you can just clean with a poop knife?