I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • @School_Lunch
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    08 months ago

    My brother got a bidet and it doesn’t fit his toilet. The seat is lifted up on one side and I felt like I was gonna break something when I sat down. There was also a poop stain on the nozzle so no thank you…

    • @[email protected]
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      fedilink
      178 months ago

      so you explicitly point out that it was installed wrongly, and use that to conclude that bidets are bad?

      • @School_Lunch
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        18 months ago

        No. I was just referring to that time. It’s the only opportunity I’ve ever had to use one, and I definitely wasn’t going to.

        • @Usul_00_
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          28 months ago

          I’ve installed a few for friends and family and so far all of them can’t believe they didn’t use one before. The install doesn’t have to be more than a few minutes, and doesn’t have to have anything to do with replacing the seat either. Can just be a hand sprayer for less than $50

      • @School_Lunch
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        58 months ago

        Geez that’s a bit extreme. I think he installed it correctly on the bowl, but the seat just wasn’t designed for it. I was only trying to share the only story I have with a bidet. Sorry if it came across as me shitting on them…

      • @havokdj
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        28 months ago

        Who needs a poop bidet when you can just clean with a poop knife?