I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • @[email protected]
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    131 year ago

    This is what everyone means when they say they wipe ‘standing up’ and afaik more than half the world probably does this.

    • @[email protected]
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      241 year ago

      honestly if anyone considers a squat to be standing then that is what makes me question their sanity

      • @dingus
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        51 year ago

        I’m a squatter. But when someone asks me if I sit or stand, I say stand because I’m not technically sitting my ass on the toilet. I’d wager most people who say “stand” are doing the same.

    • @DharkStare
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      141 year ago

      I would consider squatting a form of sitting not standing but if that’s what people mean then it at least makes more sense to me.

      • @dingus
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        41 year ago

        Squatting is distinct from sitting though because sitting necessitates your ass touching something.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          that’s a weird definition, i’d define sitting as not using your gluteus maximus while also not leaning against something to accomplish that (including laying down, you’re leaning against the floor).