I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • @[email protected]
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    241 year ago

    honestly if anyone considers a squat to be standing then that is what makes me question their sanity

    • @dingus
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      51 year ago

      I’m a squatter. But when someone asks me if I sit or stand, I say stand because I’m not technically sitting my ass on the toilet. I’d wager most people who say “stand” are doing the same.