• @joneskind
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    801 year ago

    Also it’s kinda stupid because it’s only true if you stop at the first killer.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      291 year ago

      No no, if you kill two killers you become a double killer and the count stays the same.

      • @joneskind
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        211 year ago

        So by your logic… Would you become a triple killer by killing a double killer? Or a serial killer by killing a single serial killer? What about the trolley problem if the single guy is a serial killer then? I need answers

        • @Death_Equity
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          81 year ago

          Due to the transitive property of murder, you have valid points.

          But you always let the trolley kill the old person instead of the murderer; the murderer can stop murdering, the old person can only be stopped by killing them. In all other cases the murderer gets trolley’d.

        • @surewhynotlem
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          71 year ago

          By the additive property of killing, you’d be a triple killer if you killed a double. Serial killers get the title by killing people all in a row. If they’re not in a row it doesn’t count.

          The trick to the trolley problem is to yank the brake, jackknife the trolley cars, and hit everyone. This would make you a septuple killer, and earn the ‘Badass Moves’ achievement.

          • @joneskind
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            31 year ago

            Ok, but what if I drive a Time Trolley to run over my own grandpa before he met my own grandma and kill Antoni Gaudi?

            • @surewhynotlem
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              31 year ago

              I’m pretty sure this was an episode of Futurama, and you end up getting laid. Just don’t ask too many questions.