Slowly, gently, aisles unfold their wonders,
Grasp them, see them, beneath fluorescent numbers.
Turn your gaze away from the bustling street outside,
Turn your steps to where deals and savings bide,
And listen to the checkout scanner glide.
Close your eyes, picture discounts you have never seen,
Purge your mind of the other stores you’ve been.
Close your eyes, let your shopping cart fill more,
And shop, as you’ve never shopped before.
What a fucking age we live in where an opera house is turned into a chain pharmacy. Fantastic.
Better than it getting torn down ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is it?
Slowly, gently, aisles unfold their wonders,
Grasp them, see them, beneath fluorescent numbers.
Turn your gaze away from the bustling street outside,
Turn your steps to where deals and savings bide,
And listen to the checkout scanner glide.
Close your eyes, picture discounts you have never seen,
Purge your mind of the other stores you’ve been.
Close your eyes, let your shopping cart fill more,
And shop, as you’ve never shopped before.
Quick question: When was the last time you went to an opera performance?