• pooberbee (any)
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    431 year ago

    I prefer SQL, because you can pronounce it “sequel” or “es-cue-ell”, and it’s fine. CSS just doesn’t have that kind of flexibility as a language.

    • @[email protected]
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      111 year ago

      CSS also pisses me off because it clearly doesn’t cascade… to contrast SQL is a language, it is used for querying… and it’s structured horribly. Please for the love of God let me FROM foo WHERE bar SELECT baz

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        11 year ago

        “Ksssss”

        That’s what I sound like whenever I have to tackle that bag of snakes.

    • Techognito
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      51 year ago

      I have also heard some say “school”

        • @zorro
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          51 year ago

          I like squeal. MS-squeal, my-squeal

          • @[email protected]
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            11 year ago

            Real programmers refuse to refer to MSSQL as anything except TransactSQL or TSQL because 1) MSSQL is a fucking mouthful whether you prefer Sequel or ess-cue-el and 2) because those assholes named their RDBMS SQLServer thud leading to the constant confused “How is the SQL server doing?” 'SQL Server? We’re not a Micro$oft shop…"

            The real complex one is whether you’re a postgre-ess-cue-el, postgres-cue-el, postgres-ess-cue-el, postgre-sequel, postgres-equal or postgres-sequel aficionado… and if you enjoy postgres-equal please fucking leave now.

      • @inspxtr
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        31 year ago

        i’m leaning towards “skull” tho

        • Techognito
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          31 year ago

          “I dropped a table with skull”

          it has a nice ring to it