Oh, honey. Assuming I could get a therapist (they’re impacted since the post-epidemic-lockdown and charging top rates) I got way bigger issues to discuss than my tawdry sex fantasies.

(Besides which, talking about crazy sex fantasies and crazy sexual experiences is how I’ve distracted therapists when I didnt want to discuss real issues, like trying to be funtional in a late-stage capitalist society that is falling apart in its own right. Therapist, it turns out, are human too and glad to dwell on sexy times.)